JOHN ‘Speedy’ Macmillan turned up at a recent Clydesdale Horse Society meeting as his usual dapper self.
What his fellow council members were unaware of, however, was that Speedy was, in fact, travelling ‘commando’ – that means minus his semmit and drawers to the uninitiated!
You see, he had travelled over from Bute the night before to lodge with his good mate, Jim ‘Badger’ Steel, from Jackton, near East Kilbride.
Now Jim has recently installed a super-duper new wetroom in his house which has water spurting forth from all angles. While Speedy was getting a guided tour, dressed only in his underwear, he pressed a button to see what would happen and he was immediately engulfed in spray – and had to leave his wet kegs behind!
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