It is very Scottish

It is used in advertising Scotland

People like to take photos of it

It doesn’t fart as much as the other

The people in the know praise it

It won a supreme prize at Lanark

The Prince of Wales says it is tasty

Only the toffs and the well-to-do keep it

It gets the worst price in the market place

Nobody wants to buy it

It is the ionic Highland cow

That has been around longer than mankind

And will soon come back to favour when all the subsidies will disappear!!!!

Angus A Macdonald,