It is very Scottish
It is used in advertising Scotland
People like to take photos of it
It doesn’t fart as much as the other
The people in the know praise it
It won a supreme prize at Lanark
The Prince of Wales says it is tasty
Only the toffs and the well-to-do keep it
It gets the worst price in the market place
Nobody wants to buy it
It is the ionic Highland cow
That has been around longer than mankind
And will soon come back to favour when all the subsidies will disappear!!!!
Angus A Macdonald,
Balivanich,
Benbecula
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