YOUR 2022 will simply not be complete without the daily joy of seeing the Lothian and Peeblesshire District of Young Farmers Clubs' tastefully naked calendar for the year hanging on your wall.

Shot by Murray Thomson from Lockstock Photography, the calendar features 12 different photos with different farming themes, illustrated by a range of young people in advanced stages of undress, with their dignity mostly preserved by tactically held feed bags, buckets, saddles, steering columns and shotguns (that one is my personal favourite).

The calendar has been selling fast, but there is still time to order yours before Christmas if you go, right now, to https://young-farmers-charity-naked-calendar.myshopify.com/products/young-farmers-charity-naked-calendar

The lion's share of the money raised from this public display of flesh will go towards RSABI, with the 20% left over going to top up the Lothian and Peeblesshire District funds.

(If you don't do internet ordering, you can contact district secretary Kirsty Barr on 07901 580530 to secure your copy of this must-have 2022 wall decoration).